I’m not big on April Fool’s Day. I want to believe that
George Takei is in the next Star Wars movie. I would have gone for Google Nose.
I’m not going for bacon-flavored mouthwash, but something that doesn’t make
your life taste horrendous after you use it? Hey, that might be nice.
Not big on April Fool’s Day.
But I don’t mind a little fooling around, especially when it
comes to fooling around. The occasional game of strip poker keeps things lively
and delays gratification, both fine side effects. And then there are the old
standbys, Truth or Dare and I Never. No matter how well two people know each
other, those two games never fail to produce at least one surprise. One of my
favorite exes taught me a question game, in which the players must ask each
other one question, and only one question, per turn. Answering a question with
a question, evasion, and follow-up questions are all fouls.
The spirit of April Fool’s demands more of us, I think. The
holiday and the coming spring cry out for a full-blown game of make-believe. Remember
playing make-believe?
Okay, put that from your mind. This game of make-believe is
100% grown up. You know what that means? You got it! Real costumes!
With just a touch of effort, you can become a real, live
fantasy character. I’m going to start you off with three, but I’m sure you can
turn up a few more. Let’s begin with something easy.
1. **Law enforcement. I touched on this a few months
ago for Halloween – all you need is the little handcuff-and-badge package from
the toy section at Wal-Mart. Clip the badge to your belt loop on one side and
hook the handcuffs to the other side. Check yourself out in the mirror. Are you
undercover? Are you the good cop or the bad cop? Are you serving a warrant?
Warrants are *fun.* Enjoy!
2. **Your future in medicine. While you’re at the Wal-Mart,
you can probably score some toy medical instruments for just a few bucks. I
know you can get a full-size fake stethoscope from one of the party stores for
just a few bucks. But think this over. I personally don’t think the doctor is
all that hot, as far as fantasy figures go. Maybe it’s because I only see the
doctor when I don’t feel all that sexy myself. Instead, I suggest investing in
a nice set of scrubs. They don’t cost all that much, and they are the most
comfortable garments ever made – like sweats for warm weather. You can get them
at Wal-Mart, too. In scrubs, you can go from doctor to masseuse, and that takes
you from tell-me-where-it-hurts to tell-me-how-to-make-you-feel-better. Get
yourself a candle and some nice massage oil, and then you’re all ready to get
therapeutic and such like.
3. **How the West was wild! Few things are more
powerful than the lure of the West. You can be part of that! All you need is a
straw hat and a couple of bandanas. If it costs you more than ten bucks, I’d be
surprised. Pair the hat and one bandana with your favorite jeans, and you’re
ready for a bonfire or a little camping on the range – or a quick getaway after
a good old-fashioned bank robbery. Why do you need a couple of bandanas? So you
can tie someone up (gently, of course) and gag that person at the same time.
Can’t have that person telling the sheriff, can we?
Okay, that should be enough to get you started. How you
finish … well, that’s on you!
**Author of ILLICIT IMPULSE, Alexa Day brings a little sexy to your everyday world on the first Wednesday of the month, right here, Below the Fold. Can't wait a whole month? Catch up to her every Thursday on her blog, at Passionate Reads on the second Monday of the Month, on Facebook, or on Twitter.
